1) Quiche is

1. A French version of pizza
2. The French word for kiss
3. The main entree at a Gay brunch.

2) Pleasure chest is

1. Dolly Parton's nickname
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger
3. A national toy store chain
4. All of the above

3) A drag ball is

1. A wrecker's implement for the demolition of brickwork
2. A dressy social event held in conjunction with an auto race
3. A racy social event where guests dress up their implements

4) Bambi's mother was

1. A part-time waitress with a fur fetish
2. Thumper's slave
3. The victim of a gunshot wound

5) A matinee is

1. A post-mortem report required by French law
2. A post-lunch ritual involving consenting adults
3. A post-lunch performance of a theatrical group

6) Nelly is

1. Flicka's best friend
2. Butch's best friend
3. Bambi's best friend

7) June 28th, 1969, is

1. The anniversary of Joan River's first appearance on the Tonight Show
2. The anniversary of Gay Pride Week
3. The anniversary of Rev. Jerry Falwell's ordination

8) A blue bandana is

1. A cowboy handkerchief
2. The opposite of a red bandana
3. A homosexual signal
4. All of the above

9) Dorathy, owner of those 'to-die' ruby red slippers, was

1. Heroine of the movie 'Hollywood Boulevard,' co-starring character actor Gregory Gayl (1936)
2. Heroine of 'The Red Shoes,' with Moira Shearer and Anton Walbrook (1948)
3. Heroine of 'The Wizard of Oz' with Jack Haley, Tay Bolger, Bert Lahr and Margaret Hamilton (1939)
4. All of the above

10) Turmeric is

1. The French word for shortness of breath
2. A renowned Greenwich Village psychic
3. A golden powder used to spice up brunch dishes

11) Christopher Street is

1. Dancer nephew of actor Sidney Greenstreet
2. The boulevard of dreams
3. A London Thouroughfare named after a famous Italian explorer

12) The Saint is

1. A manhattan disco
2. Roger Moore
3. Peter

13) A tea dance is

1. A semi-formal afternoon social function at which young ladies greet prospective beaux
2. A quasi-casual country-western celebration at which guests do group dances in the shape of a 'T'
3. A matinee hour, Fire Island festivity at which young gentlemen greet prospective beaux

14) 'Sophisticated Lady' is

1. A 1943 Kate Hepburn film
2. Miss Piggy's nickname
3. A broadway musical

True or false questions

1. Boise, Idaho is the national head-quarters for the National Gay Pride Organization
2. 'Fish' is a slang expression for girls and a popular Key West menu item.
3. The movie 'Boys in the Band' was a biography of musician Benny Goodman
4. 'Comb-out' is a private investigators' term for a manhunt
5. The family jewels aren't always diamonds and pearls
6. Louis Vuitton is a famous French jockey

Matching questions.

Match each numbered name with the correct lettered description.

1. Gucci
2. Gore Vidal
3. Godiva
4. Cartier
5. S&M
6. Miss America
7. Divine
8. Castro Street
9. Closet case
10. La Cage aux Folles

1. Status brown goods
2. Keeper of the jewels
3. A beauty contest looser
4. A haven for male animals
5. Part-time author and full-time president of the Truman Capote Fan club
6. Keeper of the secrets
7. A beauty contest winner
8. An animal story
9. Highly disciplined exercise program
10. An internationally known leather devotee

ANSWERS

1 a * 2 d * 3 c * 12 a * 4 c * 13 c * 5 b * 14 c * 6 b * 7 b * 8 d * 9 c * 10 c * 11 b

Matching Answers

1 j * 2 e * 3 a * 4 b * 5 i * 6 g * 7 c * 8 d * 9 f * 10 h

True or false

1 false * 2 true * 3 false * 4 false * 5 true * 6 false

Give yourself one point for each correct answer

Score yourself!!

20-30 Correct ... You're even "GAYER" than Artie!! 10-19 Correct ... Better 'bone-up' on your gayness!! 0-9 Correct ... Mary, puh-LEEZE!! Get out of the closet!!

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